Friday, January 9, 2009

Things you weren't afraid to ask, because you never wanted to know

Happy Friday.

I'm looking for the answers to the following questions: 

What day has the most murderers born on it?

Are men with small genitalia more or less likely to suffer from clinical depression?

Has there ever been a schizophrenic Oscar winner? 

How many children have been conceived during "The Humpty Dance"? 

Has anyone ever accidently kidnapped a kid who had already been kidnapped?

If you can help me find these answers by E.O.D., I'm sure to be the Queen of Happy Hour. 

Thanks. 





4 comments:

  1. Blake Edwards, an honorary Oscar winner, was schizo.

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  2. penis size obviously impacts a man's confidence but i can't find anything that has scientifically linked it to clinical depression. you should ask scott. he's hung like an acorn and seems to be sad a lot of the time.

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  3. britton, you better run back to your wife's blog. she's gonna get jealous.

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  4. Britton, thank you for you research. But unfortunately, the Blake Edwards fact wasn't enough to get me laid. Oh well

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