Who doesn't love to drop a good quote in casual conversation?

Quotes are great. People smarter than you or I give us pearls of wisdom  to fill awkward voids in conversation. So, as a Thursday gift to my 2 readers I've compiled a list of my favorite quotes:

"Fuck you, you retarded tramp"-Anon

"I wish you were never born"-Some Copywriter Who Wrote that PSA on Child Abuse from the 80's

"It's time that I told you that Randy isn't your real father. "-My Mom

"Looking for Lil 105-120 lb spinnerz! m4m-40" -Portland Craigslist, Casual Encounters 

"The reason your stupid is because I huffed potpourri spray through the entire pregnancy. And I don't regret it all because you turned out to be a real shit head. Go get me a Diet Coke."-Anon

"Let's watch Mamma Mia!"-anon

It's not a comprehensive list by any means, but hopefully one or more of these quotes will be helpful/inspirational as we turn the corner into the weekend.