I have this friend named Frazer. A lot of people think he's a cunt, which is why I think he is wonderful. A couple of years ago he designed this underrated device called the SHEENA2000. Apparently it utilizes my ass to spread grass seed.
That cleverness will serve him for many more birthdays to come.
Or perhaps he'll suffer the same dark fate as his fellow birthday boy, Elvis.
(See, that's what happens when people like you--you shove peanut butter, bacon and painkiller sandwiches down your fat mouth because your afraid that one day you won't be loved.)
Thankfully, you're not as liked as Elvis...
Happy Birthday
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